Phrase I Can't Get Enough Of

"Due to time constraints, we move further ahead in the action. Enjoy the rest of the game."

Thank you, John Saunders of ESPN fame. Sometimes I wish I could replay a late-night condensed version of my life, skipping the more mundane parts and focusing on the important stuff, good and bad. Especially late at night when I can't sleep. That's when I keep ESPN on so I can pretend Rich is with me without having to deal with his snoring. Or his farting. Or his inability to keep his legs on his own side of the bed, so I end up curled in the fetal position near my pillows until I get annoyed off and kick him back over to his own side, often waking him in the process.

I do love my man. And I love my life. It's just frustratingly slow sometimes. Which is no one's fault but my own. Which is what makes it even more frustrating! Arrrrgh!

I'm hungry. Must eat some Cheerios.